i didn’t even question that a dog was driving in that last post I was like yes that’s so tru and then it was like oh . that is a dog driving a car
i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]
i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS
do you ever forget that you’re a real person
it sucks that my blog is so bad bc i have the personality that should have a good blog I just can’t do it
@5SOS: 'I surprise attacked him'
listen to funeral beds